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There is a singular drive that unites a portion of men who have that drive. These men, the driven men, they surround me. Their rancorous choir shouts in unison: "TFW no GF" "TFW no GF" (Imagine this was repeated sufficiently to meet your subjetive thoughts on the number of times something should be repeated for sufficient rhetorical effect. Personally, I enjoy repeating similar thoughts and ideas a minimum of 4 times in 3 sentences in order to drive home a particular point. But when it comes to a singular phrase, I repeat them endlessly to myself, although saying this I don't want you to get the impression I repeat the phrase "TFW no GF" to myself, for I believe I have only stated it a few times, each in a sort of shared jest with the world.). That phrase of course embodies their all-encompassing loneliness. They desire nothing more than to share their lives with a woman (At least I hope this is the case, and the posting isn't just thinly veiled lust). So, what separates the driven men from the taken men? Personally, I believe it to be a case of lack of technique (Lack of drive will be ignored in this article, as this is a completely separate, insular issue). So, I have taken it upon myself to make a foolproof guide for all these driven men.
Now, the first step is simple. I want you to look at yourself objectively. Close your eyes (After reading this first step, of course), and think, objectively. Which of these two traits do you believe to be weaker? Your appearance, or your voice. Now this is incredibly important. Perhaps if you lack the ability to objectively analyze this, you should ask those around you. Avoid the sycophants, find someone who will tell you the truth. After you have found the better of those traits, you are ready to learn the key strategy behind this entire guide. I have devised a way to totally negate the trait you lack in. It's incredibly simple: if your voice is the weaker trait, date deaf women. If your appearance is the weaker trait, date blind women. Of course, it isn't as simple as this. What you must understand is that these communities, the blind and deaf communities, are incredibly insular. You can't expect to just be able to wander in as yourself and find love. You must integrate into their culture.
Thus, we can move onto step 2: research your prospective community. Learn as much as you can about their culture. Their customs, shared habits, language, you must learn everything. After gaining a base level of knowledge, you can attempt to inflitrate gatherings of these communities in neighboring areas (At this stage, do not inflitrate the community of your target area) in order to gain firsthand experience. Be sure not to ever claim to be one of them at this stage. If they ever ask about why you're there, simply tell them you are interested in their community. Once you have reached the point where they truly believe you to be one of them, you can move on. Although I warn you, you must be completely sure you have integrated. The insular nature of their culture means you will have no chances for slip-ups from this point on.
Step 3: Inflitrate your local community. This will be the toughest step of all. You must be able to convince these people that you are one of them. There is no room for error, this is your only chance. At this point, you will be left to your own devices on how to exactly gain the interest of a woman there. Remember, you did all of this for love, because after you have found a woman you truly believe you can spend your life with, you must be ready to change your life for love. Do not take this lightly. Before you do this, be sure the woman you are with now is truly someone you want to make yourself right for. That is, because this final step is to make yourself one of them.
Step 4: Physically blind or deafen yourself. I would be remiss to say if love did not require sacrifice. And, it truly would be impossible to keep up your façade for a lifetime with your own wife. You must take the next step to avoid her ever finding out. At least you spent the time beforehand learning how these people work around their condition. Take solace in your studiousness, your preparation, and your love. With this system, love truly is as easy as 1, 2, 3 (4).
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